I'm not sure who the author /author's of these sayings are,but I thought they were worth sharing.

Never squat with your spurs on
Don't interfere with something that isn't bothering you.
Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
The easier way to eat crow is while it is still warm. The colder it gets, the harder it is to swallow.
If you find yourself standing in a hole, stop digging.
The biggest trouble-maker you will ever deal with watches you shave your face in the mirror every morning.
When you sart to think you are important-try ordering someone else's dog around.
Never worry about biting off more than you can chew, your mouth is bigger than you think.
Always drink upstream from the herd.
When you ride ahead of the herd, look back every now and then to make sure it is still with you.
Good judgement comes from the experience gained when exercising bad judgment.
When you give lessons in meanness to people and animals, don't be surprised if they learn them.
Letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in.
The fastest way to double your money is to fold it up and put it ack in your pocket.
Never miss an opportunity to shut up.